Autozen

Selling your car from your couch. Letting go of a car in a non hustle way.

She said she wouldn't be seen in a Honda CRV so Autozen it or move on to the next.

by saulcolt November 25, 2020

Autopenaphobia

The irrational fear of one's own penis

"I really need a piss, but I'm scared...will you aim for me, I have autopenaphobia"

Penaphobia
Phallophobia
Autophallophobia

by Bles'sed July 5, 2010

Autozoner

An employee of the Autozone Corporation that is expected to know everything about your shit green Plymouth Voyager or your decaying Nissan Maxima that has thirty different engine codes, a missing fender, and various dings and dents covering its decrepit body. An autozoner must be a first-class bullshitter to conjure such ridiculous answers to questions like “what the fuck do you mean I can’t get a valve cover gasket for my Daewoo Lanos?!” or the ever so popular caliper bracket for any given jalopy. Autozoner’s whole heartily love to hear the words “I’m going to Advance” or any of the other incompetent auto part’s stores to get these ill-bred people out of our store. Autozoner’s dread the question “well, can you just come out and look at it?” just take the fucking thing to an actual mechanic you inconsiderate fuck-up.

I hate being an Autozoner.

by Fluckerstick October 11, 2008

autozone

A faceless corporation that slowly chews the life out of most employees who toil wihin their walls of automotive debauchery.

We are now hiring at Autozone's across the nation!!!

by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

Autozone

The place were the burden to keep your '84 Cutlass Supreme or comparable hoopdi alive is placed on employees who have no idea why your radiator won't stop leaking even though you poured pepper in it...or some other ignorant method of maintenance.

I do all of my car work in the parking lot at Autozone.

by Thegtojoe April 8, 2005

Autozoner

A valient and courageous employee of Autozone. He goes to work each day knowing that at least once a day, for as long as he works at Autozone, someone will ask for a part for a primer grey car. The customer wil never have any year, make, or model information on the car and will often times use terms like "the stuff with the what not" to describe the part to said employee with the expectation of Autozone employees to be both on-site mechanincs and clairvoyant.

Autozoners should get paid more to deal with stupid shit.

by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

Autopenetration

The kinky act of when a man inserts his penis in his own ass. The penis is typically flaccid as that is when it is at its most flexible, and is bent inwards or downwards to meet the asshole.

Autopenetration is synonymous with the action to self-fuck. Although getting the penis inside the asshole is not that hard at all if the penis is at a decent size and proper lube is used, it is difficult and uncommon to be able to do this to orgasm, as the penis generally stiffens while getting erect and loses the ability to bend down and inwards.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 13, 2019