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automotive 

1. Literal: Motion through an automated process.

2. An adjective applied to any system featuring automotion.

3. A novel pejorative applied in response to the derogatory use of "pedestrian" as a negative adjective.
Derogateur: "This game's use of shadowing effects are so pedestrian they don't even hold up to last year's independent titles."

Novel Responder: "Your critical skills are as automotive as you're game selection."
automotive by One Off October 9, 2016
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Automotive 

Something that can get you from point A to point B a in luxery or shitery
Jhonjhon17 YouTubea automotive was a piece of shit that got him from point A to point B.
Automotive by Jhonjhon17 is on YT February 7, 2019

automotive locksmith 

Automotive locksmith is a locksmith service man capable of generating car keys and repairing ignition problems. Such locksmith is also able to fix your vehicle lock mechanisms and simply unlock your vehicle. Usually skills vary from one locksmith to another.
I had to call an automotive locksmith when I managed to lose my car keys.

automotive welder 

A car guy that wishes he was talented enough to be a welder so he tells his friends and family that he can weld. Most of the time they don’t own a welding hood so they just close their eyes and squirt some metal and hope that it holds for a few weeks before they have to repair it again.
Steve: I’m taking my Mazda 3 to Cameron’s shop to get welded.
Bill: No don’t take it there he’s just an automotive welder.

Automotive bipolarism

The phenomenon of having one personality away from a car, and a polar opposite personality inside a car.
Lance's automotive bipolarism makes him an horrible and nervous wreck behind the wheel of a car.
Automotive bipolarism by office glen December 14, 2010

automotive puberty

When someone goes from being a ricer to being a petrol head or when they learn the true meaning of speed.
Look at that ricer, he's like me before I went through automotive puberty

Automotive boner 

when one sees a vehicle that they really like and start getting excited about it.
Guy 1: Hey do you see that truck over there man? its a diesel! Yeah! I'd own that truck! yeah yeah yeah!

Guy 2: Woah there chief, don't get an automotive boner now.