Bruce is such an autolatrist because he is always checking himself out in the mirror. Heaven forbid his hair be out of place. . . He's got to look good for those girls.
Derived from the suffix "Auto" and the root word "Telepathy"
Autolepathy is the common belief that, while driving, if you talk to the car ahead of you, it will somehow make that car behave in a way you want it to.
While driving:
Driver: Come on, Mustang, I got to get somewhere. How about you hurry up.
Passenger: Dude, your Autolepathy is not gonnawork.