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Autotyped 

For when you intend to type something and typed something else entirely
"What I meant was "party" not "cranberry", autotyped"

"Sorry man, I autotyped. It's a bit of an issue"

autopedrasty 

The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!
Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!

Zach: What's that?

Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay

Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!

Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery

Zach: Tough luck.
autopedrasty by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013

autopedo 

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.
I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.
autopedo by Rakis April 8, 2016

Autotuned to Death 

To use the audio editing software "Autotune" way too much on a song to the point where it is no longer really a "song", although it doesn't mean that the song still isn't good.
PERSON1-"Hey have you heard the new Black Eyed Peas album:The Beginning?" PERSON2-"Yeah, I like it, but it is so Autotuned to Death!"
Autotuned to Death by LandofCupcakes7 December 27, 2010

Autopederast 

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.
Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"
Autopederast by Link January 21, 2005

autopedophile 

having sexual things with your son or daughter
there is a autopedophile person in our town
autopedophile by RÆZ July 23, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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