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Condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies "bullshit" to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.

A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.

The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.
Dave: I love you.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!

Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1

Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!

Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!

Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*
by Ketwaroo D. Yaasir August 25, 2009
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