Autobukkake 

The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).

Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."

Autobukkake by mrjack9 September 15, 2010