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Authortic 

can be defined as the assertive demeanor or commanding presence exhibited by an individual who exudes a sense of leadership and authority within a given context or environment. This term conveys the idea of someone who possesses a compelling aura of leadership, often through their confident and authoritative mannerisms, effectively asserting their influence and dominance in a situation or setting.
In a corporate boardroom meeting, the CEO's authortic presence was unmistakable as she confidently steered discussions, effortlessly commanding the attention and respect of all participants with her decisive demeanor and strategic vision.
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tooth actor authentication 

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.

authenticity 

Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)
Authenticity became his primary value. My dog lives for authenticy.
authenticity by DJrumination December 13, 2008

Authentic Bros 

A HipHop duo comprising of Babak & Reza.
Authentic Bros Authentic Bros True Light Babak Reza UK

authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...
She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...
authoritard by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

respect my authoritah! 

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

authoritah 

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).
"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
authoritah by Dev December 9, 2003