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AuthenticKam 

A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.
Guy 1: Who tf are you?
AuthenticKam: A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.
AuthenticKam by AuthenticBob December 26, 2020
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authentickam 

God himself
have you heard about authentickam?
no why?
he makes great clives streams and you should watch him at twitch.tv/authentickam
authentickam by DelayGTX November 17, 2020

tooth actor authentication 

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.

Authentika 

Authentika
A person who only endorses or represents a brand, company or image that genuinely embodies their true self.
As a major brand, we are only looking to hire a diverse Authentika for our upcoming marketing campaign.

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA) 

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.
HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

authenticante 

(Adj.) Derogatory slang referring to the average American commercial idea of what Mexican food should taste like. See also Tex-Mex, Taco Bell, Chevy's.

BONUS VOCAB ANALOGY

authenticante :: Chevy's
a) dog :: nest
b) The Stranger :: blumpkin
c) bouleversement :: oneiric
d) Hospitaliano :: The Olive Garden
e) mullet :: other mullet
Wow, that Mexican Pizza(tm) sure was authenticante!

I ordered some takeout at Hi-Tech Burrito for that 'authenticante' taste while I watch the Paul Rodriguez special later tonight.
authenticante by Matt Glaser January 24, 2006

authenticate [authentik8] 

the act of making certain that which is shadowy, eclipsed or pixilated
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