the-jerk's definitions

farrah fawcett

A somewhat talented actress who was in the original cast of Charlie's Angels and was really hot and had a hairstyle that a lot of women wanted. Was also on a very popular poster. She's almost Forrest Gump retarded.

Ah, memories. I used to blow a wad to my Farrah Fawcett poster every day.

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

Chris Moneymaker

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.

Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?

by the-jerk July 23, 2007

get off the sack

Leave me alone; quit bugging me.

Boss: Sit down and get back on the phone.
Employee: Jeez, get off the sack!

by the-jerk July 23, 2007

respect my authoritah!

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

by the-jerk July 22, 2007

Drew Barrymore

That little girl from "Firestarter" and "ET" who totally fucked up her life with drugs as, like, a 12-year old, then cleaned up her life and started making a lot of chick flicks (and Donnie Darko).

Drew Barrymore is hot, but she's so fucked up.

by the-jerk July 22, 2007