Authorities

A nickname for one's dick and balls.

Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!

by Urbandictionaryarab April 1, 2017

Author

A person who writes books, articles, documents etc.

Bedanta Chakrabarty is my favorite YA author.

by humblebrendon November 20, 2019

authority

A position of power over people. Most people critize authority until they eventially come into power. Then they complain when they are critized. Hypocrites.

"It's okay to fight everyone else's authority...except mine!"

by Achluo May 26, 2004

author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

authority

the man who wants to keep you down

Damn the man! Save the empire!

by Ghandi September 23, 2002

authority

what you must respect

"Respect My Authority!!"

by Eddie J. January 23, 2008

with authority

An exclamation used in basketball to describe a particularly forceful or thunderous slam dunk.

Blake Griffin throws it down with authority, sending the crowd into a frenzy.

by cooberp March 19, 2012