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I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.
"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"
Articulated Truck by Chiparoo October 9, 2011

Articulate 

Able to convert one's thoughts and emotions into words. Those who are articulate can use large, 'higher-level' words in their sentences without making a conscious effort to do so.
Just because somebody types without proper grammar doesn't make them inarticulate; after all, why does it matter whether or not you waste your time trying to add proper punctuation.
Articulate by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005

Articulatarian

1. An articulate person who provides a service to those requiring literary works with substantial many-syllabic words.

2. A follower of others who possess superior skills in writing with clarity, however not necessarily brevity.
The late 20th century in Australia saw the rise and fall of an Australian politician named Paul Keating who could be considered an Articulatarian. He was famous for his articulate denegration of many opponents, frequently delivering obscure and previously unknown insults within and outside the Parliament.
Articulatarian by Trecane November 1, 2013

agriculture 

An industry that feeds all the whiny and snoby liberal arts and engineering majors. We have more job security than everybody else because people will always need to eat and wear clothes. We drink all other majors under the table, and then wake them up for shots. Agriculturalists actually have time for a social life and still get up in the morning to feed your steak before it goes to slaughter.
Agriculture is what feeds you.

agriculture 

the art of working 400 hours/month without pay while having to put up with all the whining of the people you are trying to feed who think you are poisoning them..
agriculture. Maybe its time to move on and find something else
agriculture by dat boi Peter May 12, 2018