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agriculture 

An industry that feeds all the whiny and snoby liberal arts and engineering majors. We have more job security than everybody else because people will always need to eat and wear clothes. We drink all other majors under the table, and then wake them up for shots. Agriculturalists actually have time for a social life and still get up in the morning to feed your steak before it goes to slaughter.
Agriculture is what feeds you.
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agriculture 

the art of working 400 hours/month without pay while having to put up with all the whining of the people you are trying to feed who think you are poisoning them..
agriculture. Maybe its time to move on and find something else
agriculture by dat boi Peter May 12, 2018

agriculture 

When you're looking for something to major in.... Um... agriculture is a wide open field..... LITERALLY!
Agriculture.... a wide open field
agriculture by flipswirl August 1, 2007

Agriculture 

A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.
Man tht chick was so hot, but it'd really be great to do some agricultre on her
Agriculture by The Herb and company September 17, 2004

agriculture 

Culture for people who don't like culture. Kind of like computer culture, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
I work in agriculture so I have no friends.
agriculture by C. Frey October 8, 2008

Agriculture and Science Early College 

ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.
“Dang did you see the bags under her eyes?”

“yeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides. 

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.
Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.
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