An industry that feeds all the whiny and snoby liberal arts and engineering majors. We have more job security than everybody else because people will always need to eat and wear clothes. We drink all other majors under the table, and then wake them up for shots. Agriculturalists actually have time for a social life and still get up in the morning to feed your steak before it goes to slaughter.
by Some Agriculture major March 08, 2006
When you're looking for something to major in.... Um... agriculture is a wide open field..... LITERALLY!
by flipswirl July 02, 2007
the art of working 400 hours/month without pay while having to put up with all the whining of the people you are trying to feed who think you are poisoning them..
by dat boi Peter May 12, 2018
A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.
by The Herb and company September 17, 2004
Culture for people who don't like culture. Kind of like computer culture, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
by C. Frey August 13, 2008