Deep C diving at dawn 

Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.

Matt: You look tired mate.

Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.

Deep C diving at dawn by Floogals November 27, 2016

Handbags at dawn 

A catty fight. Derives from the more traditional "pistols at dawn", but with the selection of weapon implying that the participants are of the weaker sex. Works especially well if they're actually male.

"Dave and Bill just couldn't agree on which boy band was their favorite. Before we knew it, things got out of hand and it was time for handbags at dawn!"

Handbags at dawn by gweilo8888 October 14, 2008

Dumps at dawn 

When you wake up and immediately have to take a shit

The gunslinger woke up early with a case of dumps at dawn.

Dumps at dawn by CountChocula89 October 6, 2013

Gone at Dawn 

Getting drunk entirely too early in the day - usually right at dawn. The beer equivalent of "Wake and Bake". Phrase coined by two alcoholics from Omaha, Ne, in which the practice is used regularly.

I'm bored, lets get Gone at Dawn.
I got fired, lets get Gone at Dawn

Gone at Dawn by Drunkass December 24, 2003

Pistols at Dawn

When two gay lovers face each other whilst holding their dicks in an angry manner. They both then turn (back to back) and walk roughly ten paces. After pacing one or the other then turns, runs after his partner and penetrates him anally before the other can turn around. In this scenario, typically the "top" is considered the winner.

This act is often used to settle spats between lovers.

"I was so pissed off at Bruce last night. I found out that he let Toby suck his dick in the walk-in freezer at work. I challenged him to Pistols at Dawn and he won! that bitch! He didn't even lube up before hand! It's okay though, I didn't take a shit all day so he had a surprise waiting for him when he pulled out.

I'm gonna go down to the Blue oyster bar tonight if you want to join me."

Pistols at Dawn by Free Muffins November 7, 2012

the hobo yodles at dawn 

He does yodle at dawn...but he dozes at dusk.

Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm........yeah!

the hobo yodles at dawn by person yo-yo June 28, 2003

we ride at dawn

What a person says after they get rejected and they re-download a dating app out of frustration surrounding the events that just transpired.

Person 1: How did things go with that girl?
Person 2: They didn't, we ride at dawn.

we ride at dawn by peatric December 17, 2020