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Sweet, sensitive, full of themselves and occasionally self-absorbed. Has a passion but faces challenges to achieve their dreams.
Hi, I’m Aswala
Aswala by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Assala is literally the best girl on the face of the earth. She brings such joy and light to life it's amazing. She treats people so sweetly like everyone is her own. She has soft hands and soft hair, a really sexy body, and her body warmth makes you feel amazing. Everyone loves her (even if she doesn't believe it), and damn she's so gorgeous (even if she doesn't believe that either but she really should).

She is very hard to get.
She is a person you can trust and you should never give up on. She needs you as much as you do her. If you are loyal to her she will return the favor, but if u screw with her you lost your chances.

Assala waits for the right man. And if it's you damnnn you're a lucky guy, she'll be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Assala is shy at first. Only because she's scared she'll get hurt. She's been hurt too many times in the past. But when she opens up to you, you'll never want to let her go. Assala is sweet and innocent, but take her out and you will be amazed. Fun and sexy, you would never guess Assala has a bit of dirty mind. She is adventurous if you know what I mean, but is still the classiest gal you could find.

When you find a Assala, you better grab her before someone else does.
Assala
Assala by anonymous Ilias September 12, 2019
Armenian Secret Army for the Liberation of Armenia, group of roughly three Armenians in Lebanon (Monte, Hagop, and Alec) who wreaked havoc on Turkish diplomatic installations in Western and Southern Europe during the early 1970s despite having a roughly $800 budget and operating out of a seventh floor "clubhouse" in Bourj Hamoud whose bathroom only got cleaned once when Monte's mom visited. Considered legends by some.
Hagop Hagopian: Well axper, it seems as though your qualifications are in order. Welcome to ASALA
Multilingual Monte Melkonian: Wunderbar! When do I get to meet the mysterious Hagop Hagopian and the other higher-ups?
Hagop Hagopian: That's me. We have this one other guy, but he hasn't been around in a while. Also I have autism.

Monte Melkonian: Aw shucks, I gave up my archeology program for this??
ASALA by Pernicious Lim December 17, 2018

Asalaamu Aleikum

Arabic for "Peace be upon you"
So I hear you are leaving for a long journey...Asalaamu Aleikum
Asalaamu Aleikum by Dylan January 7, 2005

assalanche 

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.
Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.
assalanche by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007
Ashala is a girl who is amazing and a great friend she is nice and funny bad ass at some times and always full of love no matter what the situation is she will love you until she dies and see's the good in everyone and thing if you find this girl keep her you will love her if not you are crazy asf she has a heart of gold but cross her and she will cut you off she might forgive you but she will never forget. Ashala's trust is easy to break but she is a very dependable person to have around she will support you no matter what your choice is if Ashala believes you will never betray her so find Ashala and keep her around.
Damn thats Ashala she fine asf.
Oop She's so friendly,Ohh thats Ashala
Ashala by Aceeyyy April 14, 2019

asalamalakum 

Islamic/Muslim greeting meaning "peace be on to you". Answered with Alaikum Salaam meaning "And on to you be peace".
Guy: Asalamalakum
Guy #2: Alaikum Salaam my brother
asalamalakum by Heavtastic January 11, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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