~you see a complete stranger trying toying with your brand new ipod~
You say, "What the abalacha are you doing you abalacha???"

Mom, your're grounding me again??? Geez, you make me so abalacha!

abalacha by shamazingwords March 6, 2009

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absalat

Absalat is the most humble and also interesting girl you could ever get. She is that one who will try to be there for you as much as she can. She is the type that has been hurt a lot of times but still hopes for the best and never gives up. She sometimes could be hard to tolerate with but it's worth it. She is a forgiver for the ones she loves. It might take her a long time to let the ones who hurt her so bad go but once she does there is no going back. She is also smart at times even though she sometimes makes stupid mistakes that are funny. She is a caring soul that you should never lose. Keep this one. Trust me it's for the best.

Him:" who's that girl, she's pretty cute and amusing from what i can see..."
Me: ya that's Absalat you should know her more she is really fun!

absalat by Absalat June 8, 2020

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samantha abalayan

A girl who's smart, funny, caring, and can cheer me up whenever I'm down. She's not always good at consoling people, but she tries, and that's all that matters. She's a meme queen, a great artist, and would make an even greater girlfriend.

Me: Samantha Abalayan, would you like to be my girlfriend, and date to the 8th grade promo?

samantha abalayan by ACuriousKaydidid May 29, 2017

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abalamaese

The english spoken by rednecks in alabama

I cant understand that hick's abalamaese

abalamaese by skip February 24, 2005

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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