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Astronomia 

The thing that happens when you're about to die.
Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*
Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020

Down astronomically 

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
Down astronomically by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astronominalogical 

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.
Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.
astronominalogical by nadja m February 28, 2020

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.
Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!
Asstronomical by Lil Woody January 26, 2015

The Autonomics

A band based out of Portland, OR, consisting of Dan Pattenburg on guitar and vocals, and twin brothers Vaughn Leikam on bass and Evan Leikam on drums and percussion. They have released one EP, Good Luck and Medicine and as of April 2011 they are working on their second. Genre is rock, blues, and alternative blend.
Dude, I saw The Autonomics last night. They are great performers, and their music is mind blowing.
The Autonomics by Jo Claire April 26, 2011

Down Astronomical 

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.
I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(