Astronomia

The thing that happens when you're about to die.

Person 1: OMG That girl's about to die in the movie!
Person 2: *Plays Astronomia*

by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020

Down astronomically

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.

Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.

by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

astronominalogical

Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.

Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.

by nadja m February 28, 2020

Astronomy Domine

"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.

Astronomy Domine reduced her to hysterical giggling.

by RGar May 13, 2008

Asstronomical

A Gluteus Maximus Size that extends beyond normal scales of measurement into another dimension.

Guy 1: Did you see that ass? She has had like no waist but a 4XL booty.
Guy 2: Yo man that was Asstronomical!

by Lil Woody January 26, 2015

Down Astronomical

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

astronormical

Being extremely normal in nature.

Hans' penis was astronormicaly average.

by Lokijk January 19, 2017