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astafuck 

astaga (an indonesian word to express “OMG) and the wordfuck” combined together
person 1: “astafuck what just happened!”
person 2: “i dont know..."

astafuck twitter cropping hates me.
astafuck by starlmaoo March 19, 2021
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Buff man who will destroy all your holes
Astarxth destroyed CoReV hard yesterday
astarxth by bigbuffman12317173 March 19, 2021

asami sato 

A nonbender in The Legend Of Korra, part of the avatar series.
Daughter of Hiroshi Sato. Heiress of future industries.
Asami Sato is pale with green eyes and black hair. She fights with an equilist glove and is a great driver
Direct quotes from the legend of Korra

Korra: All right. Let's ride!

Bolin: Naga away!

Naga throws them all off

Korra: Alright, scratch that, any other ideas?

Asami Sato: Hmm. I think I have the answer.

(drive a car up to them)

Asami Sato: You think this'll do?

Mako: I like the new Team Avatar's style
asami sato by eclipseangel99 December 20, 2013

astaghfirullah 

Astaghfirullah literally translates to "I seek forgiveness in Allah". In a religious way, people can recite it during meditation or say it to others to show humility- to say that Allah is greater or that goodness comes from Allah. In popular culture, people can say this if they see something wrong or shameful (context applies).
Example 1:
Person- Hatija, your lecture was truly insightful!
Hatija- Astaghfirullah, Allah gives us the knowledge.

Example 2:
A group of religious people watching a movie together when a sex scene comes on
-"Astaghfirullah" in congregation.
astaghfirullah by skepticalcitizen February 26, 2017
Astar, or asti as some might know her
This girl, is beyond perfection. This girl will love you like now other. She will make you realize what true love is. No matter what your experience with previous girls are, she will by far blow them out of the water. She honestly makes perfection look trashy. You can gaze upon her glistening eyes, and you Will find your self wandering through everything you've ever wanted, lost, completely oblivious to your surroundings. And the gentle push of her plush lips, can send someone into ecstacy. And her personality will make you think like no other. "how is someone this amazing, how can they be so kind, so caring, and then be so funny and just overall fucking amazing to be around. Any time with her you spend, you will look back on and cherish so heavily. People spread shit, and be nasty to this masterpiece, but only out of pure jealousy, that they can't be that good. If you ever find your self with the luck of meeting her, cherish it. Her love is pure, and will make you feel like no other woman will. And even if you own enough stupidity to leave such perfection, you will forever put up with the consequence of never being able to meet a girl who will love you just as much as an Astar will. If you have an Astar, hold her. Kiss her. Make sure she's yours, and never let her go. She's something more than special. And you should treat her with the upmost respect, and give her all of your love. Because she will show you all of hers.
Person 1: "I looked in her eyes, and I felt lost bro, she's so amazing"

Person 2: "sounds like an astar to me"
Astar by AstarWillKnowWho;) June 23, 2018
When the mandem are being haram and that and you gotta remind them of their deen. Letting them know that they are being judged by God.
Astagz bro, that's haram.
astagz by LifeIsTuffz May 11, 2017