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altamirano 

A Mexican who is in fact CLEAN and does NOT work in the fields all day, but does enjoy tacos quite a bit and is a MexiRican.
Wow, that chick is super awesome smelling! She must be clean and enjoy tacos.

She must be an Altamirano.
altamirano by throwup & whatserface January 27, 2009
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Altamirano 

A dirty mexican who is constantly working in the fields. Usually mowing the lawn or making tacos for someone. Commonly found in poor places. Also, one who is willing to trade bobs for hard or soft taco shells.
Dude, i had an altamirano around the house yesterday.

There are so many altamiranos in this resturant. Lets leave.
Altamirano by Zhangtime December 9, 2008
A beautiful town from Puerto Plata Dominican Republic, hometowm of 2005 MLB Cy Young Winner Bartolo Colon.
Cesar's Family are from Altamira
altamira by Wilfredo01 May 18, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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