Asswin 

A kutte pretending to be human studying in kmc.

Man you know Asswin has been trying to sniff everyone's butt since the first day of college.

Asswin by jungiya May 27, 2021

Asswipe 

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

assninja 

One who is stealthy like a ninja, jumping from one ass to another (usually raping them, usually a gay ninja too).

They could be a figurative assninja, or a real gay ass ninja!
The latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform ass sex with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.

They are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!

John walked oppenlegged, ass bleeding out of his bedroom this morning. He had a swarm of assninja's on his back all night, and won't be able to sit for a month now!

Yeah, one of the rapists was Gay-Sensei

assninja by Fukaface! March 26, 2019

ASSING AROUND 

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

ASSING AROUND by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

Assinaise by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

Asswang 

gay filipino vampire

daryel is such an asswang.

Asswang by napalm shitter May 6, 2015