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i ate this really bad asswich the other day! it was horrible.
asswich by dereckbester March 19, 2011
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when someone's ass is in your face
I was on this crowded subway and this fat guy gave me an asswich
asswich by stacysox October 20, 2009

assfinch 

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.
That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.
assfinch by cneg February 16, 2007
1.) A sandwich of ass. (noun)

2.) A stupid, often incompetent individual with little regard for anyone besides him or herself. (noun)

3.) Pertaining to or in the context of being a tool. (adjective)
1.) "I asked for a meatball hero, but the guy pulled his pants down and slapped some bread on his ass and gave me an asswich!"

2.) "You're so fucking stupid, Chelsea. You're an asswich."

3.) "That's asswichy of you. Go die."
asswich by TerriAnne June 14, 2009
A good name to call someone.
John, you're an asswich
asswich by fastcr80 August 17, 2004
Man, waiting in this line is asswich!

The dress she wore to the party was asswich!
asswich by FluffyKnitterDeb June 16, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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