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Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.
"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.
asstooth by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004
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Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.
Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.
asstoot by asstoot February 7, 2010
An asstoo is a tattoo that someone gets on their rear end. It is much like a tramp stamp but on the ass.
"That girl just bent over and I saw her asstoo, it was a tattoo of a butt crack."
asstoo by hannahhairplane February 9, 2010
An asstoo is when you get your ass or hips tatooed. Girls do this more then guys.
Did you see her butterfly asstoo its hot.
asstoo by Joe Kicks Your Ass June 28, 2006
When you get drunk and get a tatoo on your ass.
Hey Wes, you got to sit down for this. We got drunk at the rugby game and ended up getting asstoo's.
asstoo by ALexfromradford October 5, 2009
The tattoo that girls get above their ass crack.
"Did you that girls asstoo?"
"No"
"Man it said "bootylicious", unreal. She let me take a pic of it!
Asstoo by pv123 July 20, 2008