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When you have an itch in your ass.
"Oh i got a bad assrash today"
assrash by Bubba Smith jr September 18, 2006

Ass Trash 

Word used to describe something or someone as worse than trash.
“That food tastes like ass trash”
“Her hair looks like ass trash”
Ass Trash by lolyourgirlali May 18, 2018

Ass Trash 

Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to search in the trash can next to you for any wiping material;

usually results in using:
-paper towels used previously to clean your sink
-toilet paper used to previously clean the top of the toothpaste
-previously used stridex pads
-previously used tampons wrapped up in toilet paper
-previously used tissues used to blow your nose
-the cardboard cylinder of the recently run-out toilet paper
"After eating chipotle, Mike rushed to the bathroom in order to drop his deuce. Afterwards, he realized that he was completely out of toilet paper. He then remembered his next best option: ass trash. Mike had to refer to wiping his ass with his mother's previously used vaginal pad.
Ass Trash by hansonpaulsey October 25, 2009

abstrash art 

1: A more accurate term for "abstract art."

2: "Art" usually consisting of scribbly lines or Picasso-esque, child-like finger painting, and otherwise meaningless, emotionless wastes of canvas over which highly discerning art afficionados "ooh" and "aah" as if they "understand what the artist was saying."
guy1: wow, look at how he communicates his tormented emotion through the use of these bold swirls of mixed paint here!

guy2: dude, it looks like a kid's scribble. this is just abstrash art.
abstrash art by adrielkelsick May 14, 2007

ass trash 

the term used to describe the situation when a gay man has anal sex and semen covered feces slips out.
oh my god! look at all that ass trash floating in the pool! run!!!!
ass trash by will tremaine May 9, 2005
Abrasions , pimples, rashes, and bruises on the buttocks.
Unfortunately, the pretty Ukrainian gal had some deal-breaker AssRash
AssRash by jiminton October 5, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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