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When you have an itch in your ass.
"Oh i got a bad assrash today"
assrash by Bubba Smith jr September 18, 2006
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Abrasions , pimples, rashes, and bruises on the buttocks.
Unfortunately, the pretty Ukrainian gal had some deal-breaker AssRash
AssRash by jiminton October 5, 2013

Aditi Assrash 

how ass nigga is the origin of the name but at the end of the day it really does not matter what your name is. If she don't put her 50 in why put yours.
and that is just life in the big city ykwIm
Nobody:

Aditi: Hey how are you feeling today
Everyone:HOE aditi assrash

crusty ass rash 

when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus
person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass

person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
crusty ass rash by killern9ne October 16, 2012
The toilet water that splashes in and around your ass when your poop lands in the toilet.
Random Guy: "Ohh man, this burrito is gonna be the cause of some major Asswash in a few hours".

Random Girl: "Ewwwww gross!?%$^!!".
Asswash by eys cela May 17, 2011

Wild Ass Rash 

An acute rash of the ass which primarily occurs in the summer when humidity and temperatures are high. Its severity increases when the sufferer must walk around on hot humid days in clothing with poor breathability. It commonly affects county fair attendees primarily those in denim jeans. The feeling is comparable to shoving double sided sandpaper between ones butt cheeks and walking until the skin is raw. Probably the main reason for the creation of Gold Bond Powder.
That guy sure is walked bow legged today, he must have the wild ass rash.

My asshole looks like a clown's mouth because of this fucking wild ass rash.

I smell baby powder, who's got the wild ass rash?

ass rash 

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.
Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.
ass rash by Harry Flashman August 31, 2004
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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