A
male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see
Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of
Axe(
TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to
safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard'
s sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.
Prima: Who'
s that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that'
s just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.
An Asstard is the synthesis of
Asshole and Retard