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Asstapalyzation

Commonly used by 8-3
Created by Shadon Evans mostly used by Prince Dixon
1. Used to substitute almost any word.
2. Used to sound smarter due to its long pronunciation.
3. Often used to describe something.
Example1
Teacher: How far is the Earth from the sun?
Student: Well miss, the Asstapalyzation of the earth is about ......... therefore ...........

Example 2
Friends: Water is wet
Other friend: Actually the Asstapalyzation of water is ......... so technically water is actually...........
Related Words
End result of wearing huge earrings which leaves large holes in the ear. Fixing the holes results in stitches that leave a scar that looks like an A-Hole.
Yo Michelle, Those earrings the size of a Double Stuff Oreo are going to give you AssEar
AssEar by Michelle1965 October 14, 2019

Asstaurant 

guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?

guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.
Asstaurant by big uncle G June 3, 2008
The utopia of asses. The one land all ass-warriors strive for when their time comes to an end. Only glory and butts await for the brave and bold in this golden heaven.
"He fell unconscious after touching such perfect ass. He knew that after such experience he could only await death, and hoped that he was worthy of ascending to Assgard with full honours."
Assgard by Jefedin January 5, 2014

asstraction 

the presence of someone, usually female, with an incredibly nice ass which renders one unable to concentrate on work, school or any other task. Though usually affecting men, it has been known to happen to women as well.
Bill: I just marked all those 32" televisions the wrong price. The boss almost fired me.
Jim: What happened?
Bill: I was paying too much attention to the booty on that new girl in the camera department.
Jim: Oh, I could stare at that all day.
Bill: I know, but it's such an asstraction.
asstraction by theinstigator December 13, 2013
The anal equivalent of a "VCard". One keeps their Asscard until penetrated anally.
"So last night during sex, Jim took my asscard by sticking his fingers inside my anus"
Asscard by WindowDominos March 7, 2010