asstaste

somoene who looks like they would taste like ass should you eat them.

What's up asstaste, did your mom wash your one pair of underwear for you this week?

by Gilbert Godfrey December 8, 2004

asstaste

when your mouth taste like a butthole

i have an asstaste today

by j-p December 25, 2004

Asstastic

Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus

Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic!!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute."

by Maven April 15, 2004

asstastic

(adj.)having a great ass

Man that girl is asstastic!

by The Gizza February 7, 2003

Asstastrophe

A situation that occurs when a blind date shows up being significantly more overweight than you expected, either based on retouched or outdated photos they have shared, or exaggerated descriptions of themselves as being "athletic and toned" or "average." A highly common occurence among online daters.

"How was your date last night with that lawyer you met online?"

"It was a complete ASSTASTROPHE! I mean she had a cute face, but she had to wedge herself into the chair, and it clung to her butt when she stood up!"

by Minnebarista March 13, 2008

Asstastic

1. Extremely bad; abominable
2. Extremely evil or cruel

1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.

2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"

by Trendon September 16, 2005

assmaster

An extremely flaming homosexual person.

Matt is an assmaster, he likes the cock too much.

by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003