Assolli

An Italian Jerk

That assolli ate the last piece of pie.

by Francanbene November 27, 2019

Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.

Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.

by DGIL May 11, 2006

assoline

The _other_ alternative fuel. Comes from the ass.

Dude, those beans have given you a serious tank of assoline.

by tbonaz September 10, 2008

Assoline

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass

"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".

by christophorus June 17, 2010

Assolic

an ancient christian sect known for their veneration of the sainted whore some times refered to as catholic.

i am an Assolic i attened the church of the Holy Excrament.

by jacin rome October 10, 2005

asshollistic

A word used for when a genuine asshole goes ballistic.

Guy walks into a bar drinks a 5th goes asshollistic slaps the bartender and beats the fuck out of the bouncer

by HÍGH `~° PRÎEST February 11, 2022