Assolli

An Italian Jerk

That assolli ate the last piece of pie.

Assolli by Francanbene November 27, 2019

Religion Assolic 

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

Religion Assolic by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.

Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.

assolicious by DGIL May 11, 2006

assoline 

The _other_ alternative fuel. Comes from the ass.

Dude, those beans have given you a serious tank of assoline.

assoline by tbonaz September 10, 2008

Assoline 

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass

"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".

Assoline by christophorus June 17, 2010

Assolic 

an ancient christian sect known for their veneration of the sainted whore some times refered to as catholic.

i am an Assolic i attened the church of the Holy Excrament.

Assolic by jacin rome October 10, 2005

asshollistic 

A word used for when a genuine asshole goes ballistic.

Guy walks into a bar drinks a 5th goes asshollistic slaps the bartender and beats the fuck out of the bouncer

asshollistic by HÍGH `~° PRÎEST February 11, 2022