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Assholinity 

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:
The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.
Assholinity by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009
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assolicious

A delicious ass that looks like the girls been working out; An ass that you just want to eat.
Maura McCarthy. Damn your ass is looking assolicious.
assolicious by DGIL May 11, 2006

assoline 

The _other_ alternative fuel. Comes from the ass.
Dude, those beans have given you a serious tank of assoline.
assoline by tbonaz September 10, 2008

Assoline 

drinking some type of liquid to refuel the body after getting some ass
"damn me n that girl fucked all night...i need some Assoline".
Assoline by christophorus June 17, 2010

assholini 

Someone who creates controversy just for their own twisted amusement or personal gain.
Guy: I can't believe John told Jane that I said "she smells like cabbage." He promised not to say anything.

Guy 2: Dude he's been trying to nail her for years. He probably told her cause he thought he might get some.

Guy: I know dude, he's such an assholini.
assholini by Killnegativity January 7, 2005

assoline 

Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
assoline by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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