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assmint
the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.
In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.
assmint by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022
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assmint
the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.
In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.
assmint by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022
Sexual his-assment
"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"
Sexual his-assment by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009
assministrator
Joey: "Hey man, look at those fine asses!"
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."
assministrator by stevegek2 November 4, 2009
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