Assment

A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.

"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."

by Bakb0ne October 14, 2009

Sexual his-assment

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.

"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"

by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009

ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

asstent

A sheet or blanket that that is draped over a small metal structure covering one's bottom, While they under go a proctological examination.

Nurse have you prepped the patient and set up the asstent.

by Scissor Boy October 29, 2008

Assventure

An adventure involving a girl's Ass

John: So what'd you do last night?
Tim: I had an assventure with Jennifer last night.

by Bloxman830 September 6, 2013

assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

by Sathan April 24, 2003