Preen

A child around the age of 10/11 who is trying to act like a teenager - wears teen clothes, makeup ect.

"Ewwww, i hate preens, they suck"

by Starlett March 18, 2003

preen

Shortened name for a pre-teen who is especially annoying or pre-teenish. Or can mean any pre-teen in general.

Middle schoolers are generally all preens.

by J. Walt October 28, 2007

Preen

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

by JP May 8, 2004

Preen

also applies to any teenager who tries to act like one, but whose parts haven't started working yet

Look at that preen flirting it up with those girls! They must be a foot taller than him!

by Alex March 18, 2003

preen-up

An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.

Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!

by Tiffwit April 13, 2010

Hair Preen

A classic move done by females to stroke their hair and indicate sexual interest to a guy.

It is rarely done unconsciously as a fixer upper to look better to the guy, but moreso as an obvious communicator, a sort of code language for being into someone.

That chick totally hair preened me the other day and did it until I noticed her, and she totally wanted the dick.

by GeniusBansel April 23, 2018

Pennsylvania Preen

When an anthro bird rubs their cloaca on a womans chest. This is a term sometimes used by avian furries on rare occasions.

Oh my gosh, Johnny gave me a Pennsylvania Preen last night it was so fucking hot.

by ThePreenanator March 10, 2026