Assker 

To ask a woman typically used by southern folk

Man 1- Imma Assker to Marry me

Man 2- Go for it ill bet she’ll say yes

Assker by Jankyboy2408 November 15, 2020

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Any Askers? 

A synonym of "did I ask?". Used commonly amongst gamers.

John: Man, i can't open this game its taking forever to load!
Alex: Any askers? Any askers?
John: *visual anger*

Any Askers? by soupytomato January 21, 2021

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

Half-Assery 

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

Half-Assery by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

Any askers? 

Asking if someone asked.

Dream: I burn you.

George: Any askers?

Any askers? by shenmerchnotfound January 22, 2021

Dumb-Assery

The practice of acting foolish or saying something foolish when the circumstance calls for an intelligent response.

The dumb-assery of the press led to an immediate breakdown in communications, causing the riot to escalate into a battle between the police and the citizens.

Dumb-Assery by Grahame C. December 22, 2008