assberry 

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.

sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!

assberry by sarahmae September 29, 2007

Assberry 

When you fart and it sounds wet like your blowing a raspberry through your asshole

“Ben, Did you just blow a raspberry?”

“No louis it came from my arse it’s a assberry”

Assberry by B3NJY2012 August 20, 2019

Assberry 

The situation where a dingle-berry happens to be stuck upon your ass.

X: Dude why does your ass smell so bad!?
Y: Bruh I got an assberry earlier and didn't notice it.

Assberry by Hopediah Planter February 12, 2023

Assberry 

A berry that has the distinct shape of the human buttocks.

look, i found an assberry in this box of strawberries!

Assberry by Anonymous February 17, 2003

ass berry 

A sex toy designed to be inserted in the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. Also known as a butt plug.

Marcia stuck the ass berry in her ass where it stayed in comfortably.

ass berry by Ver_101 April 19, 2010

ass berry 

Piles or Ass hemorrhoids. Small "berries" of irritated flesh accumulating around the Anus Area. Caused by poor circulation from sitting for long one's butt too much or aggressive anal sex.

My ass berry started bleeding again after I took that last dump and wiped too hard.

ass berry by Saint tenten October 27, 2007

ass berry 

The wad of turd that's stuck in the hair of your ass after taking a shit.

"Oh man, I still have an ass berry!"
"John's wife is an ass berry!"

ass berry by Ashley Montgomery July 16, 2008