Assieh
Assieh is a Persian name, originating from the wife of the Pharoah of Egypt who educated Moses. She was considered one of the greatest beauties of her time.
Assieh by littlemisspersia November 28, 2011
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Assiest
Assiest by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015
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Assieh • assieholeritis • assie • Asieh • Assish • assbehonker • assiah • assiest • Assinhimmer • AUSSIEHOLE
Assish
Assish by Fuzzy Walrus September 27, 2006
Assie
Assie by Gastarasta Nederland August 27, 2008
assieholeritis
assieholeritis by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018
Assiety
Assiety:
The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.
Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.
The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.
Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.
Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!
(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.
Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!
(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.
Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????
Assiety by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011
Assie
Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.
Assie by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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