Assieh

Assieh is a Persian name, originating from the wife of the Pharoah of Egypt who educated Moses. She was considered one of the greatest beauties of her time.

"Assieh educated Moses."

by littlemisspersia November 28, 2011

Assiest

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

Assish

The act of being an asshole.

Dude, that is totally assish of you to jack off in Travis's shampoo!

by Fuzzy Walrus September 27, 2006

Assie

Hasj or Hash for slang in holland

A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.

by Gastarasta Nederland August 27, 2008

assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry

Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018

Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011

Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018