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Hasj or Hash for slang in holland
A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.
by Gastarasta Nederland July 30, 2008
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A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.

A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.
Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!
by lastfrontiermama May 24, 2016
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Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".
let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.
by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014
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Adj., someone or something that is ,indeed, being difficult or causing emotional trauma for at least one other human being..
I cannot seem to hook up this VCR, it's being quite assie.
by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003
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Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.
I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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