Assie

Hasj or Hash for slang in holland

A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.

by Gastarasta Nederland July 30, 2008

Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Assie

Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".

let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.

by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014

Assie

A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.

A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.

Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!

by lastfrontiermama April 29, 2016

assi

BAD MF BITCH! cute as hell and could pick up any guy she wants too

This assi is perfect !

by xtoomuch May 31, 2020

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005

assy

1. ass-like, smelly
2. sick, ill
3. terrible

1. What is that assy aroma?
2. I was feeling assy, so I went home sick.
3. My car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me, and my rental car wouldn't start. Overall it's been an assy day.

by Mike Reynolds June 2, 2004