Assie 

Hasj or Hash for slang in holland

A: Ewa mattie heb je nog assie?
b: Jah man ik heb.

Assie by Gastarasta Nederland August 27, 2008

Assie 

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

Assie by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Assie 

Much like the selfie an assie is when you try to get your whole ass and face in the pic at once, pronounced "ass see".

let me take an assie! That bitch over there is taking an assie, fucking hot.

Assie by Cock-Man Rogers May 18, 2014

assie 

Adj., someone or something that is ,indeed, being difficult or causing emotional trauma for at least one other human being..

I cannot seem to hook up this VCR, it's being quite assie.

assie by Stew Pedasso October 31, 2003

assie 

The Queen of the Universe;

All hail Queen Assie.

assie by slapslap! May 14, 2004

Assie 

A photograph of one's own ass, butt, behind, etc.

A selfie consisting of only the photographer's ass.

Me: I've started a new fitness regimen I like to call "Lift and Tone"! It's specifically targeted towards people who want a little more life in their behinds. I'm taking an assie every week for the next few months to chart my progress! Follow me!

Assie by lastfrontiermama May 24, 2016

assie 

The ass-view version of a 'selfie'

A photo of a person's ass, taken by the same person in the photo. It is then posted to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter to show everyone how good is your ass looking, and to make their friends feel depressed about being a flat-ass and worry about physical condition.

'Cara changed her profile picture last night, did you see it?'

'That assie without pants? Yeah I saw it... nice ass'

assie by Giagichi February 21, 2017