Assiety

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Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

Assiety by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011

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dumb-assity

The audacity of the dumbass.

my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!

dumb-assity by fixit fox May 20, 2009

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Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

Cockalytus Assitytus by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009

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grown-assity

the state of being a grown ass man.

"I'm a grown-ass man and I can do whatever I want." Even if the grown-assity is some fucked-upped-ness.

grown-assity by Sthpaw30 August 20, 2011

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assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

assetylene torch by QuacksO April 23, 2024

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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