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Definitions by Dr.EvilRaj

Turtle Shell 

When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
Turtle Shell by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018

Sausage slappers 

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
We are such sausage slappers!
Sausage slappers by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018

El’ringó Diablo 

When the chilly comes out hotter than it went in. Sending a sensation of such Heat that you think a flamethrower is coming out from your anus.
God damn! That chilly has gone an set my assiehole on fire! Quick Jerome get the fire extinguisher. Imma gonna need to put some ice on this motherfucker! Damn El’ringó Diablo!

assieholeritis

When you got an insatiable itch on your haemorrhoid called Barry
Oh! Lord! This assieholeritis is gonna be the death of me!
assieholeritis by Dr.EvilRaj July 23, 2018