Assiati
Assiati is a beautiful and strong woman. She is smart and knows how to deal with everything. She is of course sexy and fearless. She is also a true friend, she will not let you down and will cheer you up no matter what.
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asshatious
asshatious by King Byron August 22, 2008
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Assiati • assmatic • assination • Assitis • asiatic • Assiatou • Assiatu • assistive technology • Asiatico • Asiaticuphobia
Asiatic Wife
Asiatic Wife by Pimpinella March 17, 2011
Asshatian
Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).
Asshatian by Leona Orange September 25, 2011
Asstatistic
A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:
The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:
Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
Asstatistic by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011
asshatitude
Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.
asshatitude by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007
assmatized
When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
assmatized by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010
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