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Assiati

Assiati is a beautiful and strong woman. She is smart and knows how to deal with everything. She is of course sexy and fearless. She is also a true friend, she will not let you down and will cheer you up no matter what.
I have a crush on Assiati, she has a beautiful smile
by aridamnit November 24, 2021
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asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.
"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"
by King Byron August 22, 2008
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Asiatic Wife

A wife from some county in Asia
Indian Wife is an asiatic wife
by Pimpinella March 17, 2011
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Asshatian

Pertaining to asshat behavior.

See asshat.

Ascii: 3>ian
Jon, commenting about a music video someone had posted under Meg's status update that her nephew had died without writing anything to acknowledge her loss, was really asshatian of you (...was really 3>ian of you).
by Leona Orange September 25, 2011
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Asstatistic

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011
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asshatitude

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.
I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.
by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007
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assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.
Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.
by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010
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