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asshatious 

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.
"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"
asshatious by King Byron August 22, 2008
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assacious 

the form of being an ass
the form of being a jerk
the form of beingannoying
why must u be so assacious?
assacious by alexis cp September 5, 2008

assholious maximus

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus

asshatitude 

Combining the words asshat and attitude:
behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an asshat.
I'm sick of that jerk's rude, boorish behavior and asshatitude.
asshatitude by Brian L. Kelly April 8, 2007

assetious 

adj. - having the characteristics of an asset; to be of some value.
Though Tommy was annoying, he had certain connections, making him an assetious member of the group.
assetious by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

assfacious 

The act or state of being an ass-face.
Dude, stop fucking with me. You're being so assfacious!

Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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