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Assination

The sporting of or having a great butt.
Student: Dang! Did you just see her?
Teacher: Hell yeah I did, she had assination going on down there.
Student: True dat.

McP: She was equipped with mad assination.
Student T: *looks over* DAYUM! Nice snipe, you assassinated that thing.
McP: That thing is on FIAR!!!!!
by 30 dollar million Tim October 5, 2010
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assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.
Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...
by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009
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assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect
A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.
by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005
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Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011
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Ass-assination

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.
by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017
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Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you
Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell
by Lipanda March 17, 2018
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A movement that seeks to assinate celebrities because they are symbols of the establishment and it is an outrage to let people in other parts of the world go without food or medical care while celebrities are given millions of dollars just for a few days work.

And the developed world is the cause of this because they could very easly remedy this if it's really wanted too but will not. So they should be punished by having there beloved celeberaties assinated.

Many of the people in this movement are also in other movement like the world wealth reform movement,neohippie movement,american communist movement and anarchist ect.
by Judge dredd7 December 9, 2011
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