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assjam
assjam by Sherby McGee June 11, 2006
Related Words
assjam • AssJamma • ass jammer • ass-jammery • Ass Jamming • assjack • Asshammer • asslamp • assham • assjackal
Assjacked
Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
rantaro assmami
Mr Rantaro Assmami is a danganronpa character with the most exquisite and outstanding ass. His ass is absolutely gigantic, and no one, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NO ONE can defeat him. He is THE thiccest of THICC, and NOBODY can rebuke that statement, yuhh fam !!!!
Holy fucking shit bro !!! Its the super highschool level thicc dude, Rantaro Assmami !!!!!!! yuh !!!!
rantaro assmami by rantaro assmami January 22, 2021
Assamassadopholus
Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
Assamassadopholus by Layles February 24, 2009
asshamster
a lazy/underperforming employee who tries to make himself seem better by following/associating with higher ranked employees
bob is an asshamster
asshamster by lemonlaw95 November 5, 2008
AssJack
Inversion of jack ass. When calling someone a jackass is not enough you can refer to them as an assjack
AssJack by Libraryguy March 4, 2010
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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