Assgree

Agreeing with a known asshole. Especially when they are in the act of being an asshole.

Maybe John shouldn't have smacked Sally, but she did throw a plate at him. I can't help but to assgree with John.

by King_Shit November 13, 2012

Assgrease

That not so clean feeling after sweat runs down your ass crack.

Ugh, I have assgrease and my cheeks are slimey.

by Jimmy Fucktard May 18, 2003

assgremlin

a midget who slips drugs in girls' drinks, drags them to his room at the halfway house, licks her ass for half an hour, waits for her to wake up, then forces her to lick his ass for half an hour.

p1: "hey, where's susan."
p2: "i think i saw her being dragged outta here by some assgremlin."

by dick April 13, 2004

Asgreen

Danish god.
Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.

Who's the best cobble cyclist in the world?
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.

by Lampiegoat69 April 6, 2021

Assgremlin

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.

"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."

by D.E March 18, 2004

assgremlin

A small mythological creature that causes hemhorroids and feeds off of the puss. See buttromper.

Jaret is an assgremlin. I'm bleeding to death thanks to Jaret's assgremlination.

by Juan Valdez December 19, 2002

AssCreed

Typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male Assassin's Creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. Most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of Malik / Altair -viceversa- and/or Ezio /Leonardo. This also can contain the much more sparse pairings (Known as 'Crack Pairings') such as Robert /Altair, or even Ezio/ Feathers .

I am bored, Let's AssCreed

by AssCreed Assassin November 5, 2010