Assgrease 

That not so clean feeling after sweat runs down your ass crack.

Ugh, I have assgrease and my cheeks are slimey.

Assgrease by Jimmy Fucktard May 18, 2003

assweasel 

Somebody who relentlessly tries to get out of doing anything work related unless it will give them a chance to kiss the boss's ass, or look like a real go-getter.

Until the boss showed up I thought he was in a fucking coma, now look at him. What an assweasel.

assweasel by Degs March 30, 2006

assreamer 

One who engages in the reaming of asses

My friend Brian's imaginary friend Wilbert is a total assreamer

assreamer by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

Assgrapes

hemorohoids

my hemmorids are so bad, it looks like someone pasted grapes to my bung hole

Assgrapes by annemarie January 17, 2003

Assgrass 

Marijuana that has been wrapped in a condom and shat it out after it has passed through security.

Guys, I accidentally flushed the assgrass down the toilet.

Assgrass by Juji Neon June 29, 2020

assgrass 

The growth of fuzz, hair, or fur on the lower back entering to the domain of one's buttocks; usually pertaining to the male race, but also including rather masculine females

American Man: Why, what is that lawn of hair on your lower back that?
European Woman: I think they're calling it assgrass.

assgrass by jazzercise kills innocent newborns February 2, 2008

ass grease 

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

ass grease by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005