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Danish god.
Winner of the 2021 Ronde Van Vlaanderen, he made van der Poel look like a fool in the sprint. He's also a teammate of Lampaert, together they're called the best classics duo in cycling history.
Who's the best cobble cyclist in the world?
Lampaert?
Yes, but there's someone else as well.
Oooh you mean Asgreen?
Yes, Kasper Asgreen, he's the best together with Lampaert.
Asgreen by Lampiegoat69 April 6, 2021
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not as green as you're cabbage looking 

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"

agreenybot 

Have you seen Agreenybot latest video it's fire
agreenybot by Agreenybot December 17, 2019
Ashreen very beautiful sweetheart girl. Ashreen have positive mind set.. They want happy any time
Ashreen ashu. Ashreen banu sweet simple Loveable
Ashreen by anonymous November 22, 2021
1. He just gets me, really. 2. Feels exactly like home. Blessing, bright, captivating. My rock and my light. Oh, and one more else, nothing's better than his sweet smile.
algreen by porkbabi April 27, 2022

Agreenis 

Person 1: "I'm pretty sure Ian is missing a chromosome."

Person 2: Agreenis
Agreenis by saladboi May 13, 2022
most beautiful, majestic girl in the world
that girl is an agreen!
agreen by hsjsidhdh March 7, 2025
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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