Assert 

Professional character displaying high self esteem. Often demonstrates their high self worth by owning at online games. Will change their name often as an attempt to avoid detection by fellow online gamers so as to facilitate a few more moments of owning before being kicked by the community. Their scientific name is Owneddist Extremist.

Player 1: Wow that guy's GOOD!!!

Player 2: Oh No Its Assert!!

Player 1: Kick him before he Owns us!!

Player2: F11!!

*Assert has Left the Game*

Assert by GamingCommunitysWorldwide October 4, 2018

Assert 

It means when you are going to fight someone or when ur about to fight someone and have beef with them if you are going to fight someone u will ‘assert’ them

I will assert you

Assert by Asserter November 14, 2019

Assert Dominance 

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.

He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

Assert Dominance by frick_I_dropped_my_cabbage December 7, 2020

assert dominance 

when you take hold of your friends cock give it a squeeze while moaning honk honk and claim it as your own, this also works in job interviews...you will get the job

Donte went to the interview he dressed nicely, made sure to assert dominance and made good eye contact the whole time...he got the job

assert dominance by Dadilicious Daddy January 31, 2018

assert dominance 

When your teacher asks you to videorecord your iceskating exerciseses after you have completed the session and you are back home checking your handins after taking a shower.

You have to hand in a vidoerecording of the exact same exercisises we just performed, and I saw you execute right infront of me, even tho its too late now and the iceskating session is over and you are back in your apartment checking you mandatory tasks for the semester after taking a shower back at your apartment, so that I can assert dominance.

assert dominance by brunogfin March 21, 2023

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007