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Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

Implicit assertions

I mean the entire point of showing me these conceptually adjacent things is to make implicit assertions that are ultimately just options they have. "If people are going shoot schooling they're nothing specific causing it."
Hym "Implicit assertions that just aren't true. I'm not letting this work. What is happening here need to be reversed and I need to be made whole. Legally and monetarily. And they are lying to their audiences about what's happening so they don't have to make an argument or lose an argument in front of them. The women want nothing they aren't going to get and the men are trying to make me. And that's how this has worked. They are just shoving my head into the COLORED water fountain and I refuse to drink. And not they are trying to deprive me and say that if I don't drink than I don't get to drink. I'm not fucking apologizing. You are wrong. Kendra was wrong. Noah was wrong. Randy was wrong. Jordan was wrong. And if that wrongness does not stop affecting me I know exactly what I'm going to do about it."
Implicit assertions by Hym Iam October 21, 2025
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