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Assertained 

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.
He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.
Assertained by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022
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assertain 

slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass
"Why don't you bend over and assertain me?"
assertain by JMmm June 9, 2005

assertaviness 

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will
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assertain 

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.
A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
assertain by QuacksO February 28, 2019

assertain 

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass
Why don't you bend over and assertain me?
assertain by JMmm June 8, 2005
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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