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assertain 

slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass
"Why don't you bend over and assertain me?"
assertain by JMmm June 9, 2005
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assertaviness 

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will
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assertain 

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.
A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.
assertain by QuacksO February 28, 2019

assertain 

slang for anal intercourse
To entertain someone in your ass
Why don't you bend over and assertain me?
assertain by JMmm June 8, 2005

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026