When you open your butthole whilst using a bidet for a deep cleaning; often you try to swish it around like Listerine in your mouth and then you have your butt spit it out into the toilet
Before a good rim job, I like to clean up by assepting the bidet water. Be sure your butt spits out the ass water so that you don’t later accidentally shart.
Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.
Cordell was pleasantly surprised to find that Suzie had assepted and did not have poo rim like usual.
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Get the assept mug.Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically
Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.
put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people
Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
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by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
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by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
Get the Assetry mug.Frozen Assets - noun
1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.
2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.
Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.
3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.
While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.
Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.
Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.
2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.
Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.
3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.
While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.
Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.
Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D
2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets
3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets
A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets
Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D
2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets
3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets
A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets
Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Warning: Threesomes that fall under the term "Kickest-Assest" are often prone to plots of World Domination and random moments of blinding brilliance.
Warning: Threesomes that fall under the term "Kickest-Assest" are often prone to plots of World Domination and random moments of blinding brilliance.
Tawnie: You guys are the Kickest-Assest roomies ever.
Christy: I know.
Bobbie: Man we rock.
Tawnie: Word.
Christy: Wanna take over the World now?
Bobbie: Of course! What better way to showcase our amazing Kickest-Assest-ness
*All laugh menacingly whilst plotting global domination*
Christy: I know.
Bobbie: Man we rock.
Tawnie: Word.
Christy: Wanna take over the World now?
Bobbie: Of course! What better way to showcase our amazing Kickest-Assest-ness
*All laugh menacingly whilst plotting global domination*
by Tawneh July 10, 2005
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